elliotcarter

Dear George RR Martin,
Calling a dude’s penis “his manhood” or a woman’s vagina “her sex” is a pretty efficient way of killing any epic fantasy vibes you’ve got going, and skirts dangerously close to bargain-bin, paperback romance novel territory. I would like to read your books on the bus without strangers thinking I have a hot wax fetish and a Prince Albert piercing.

Dear George RR Martin,

Calling a dude’s penis “his manhood” or a woman’s vagina “her sex” is a pretty efficient way of killing any epic fantasy vibes you’ve got going, and skirts dangerously close to bargain-bin, paperback romance novel territory. I would like to read your books on the bus without strangers thinking I have a hot wax fetish and a Prince Albert piercing.

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  2. thealater reblogged this from elliotcarter and added:
    WHATEVA JUST BOUGHT IT MAN GON’ READ IT ON THE BUS SO HARD
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