I would also like to add that the term illiterate is mean and hateful. People cannot help that they don’t have a father!
No uterus can survive under the gaze of a wizard; it will wither and shrivel into a harmless stone mask (do not attempt to wear the mask).
“It is possible to use a uterus to determine the nearest source of fresh water or magnetic North but not both.”
Ahhh yes, the uncertainty principle of uterine measurement.