elliotcarter

December 4, 2012 with 520 notes

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November 6, 2012 with 24,838 notes

newsweek:

You saw this, right?

Zing!

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October 23, 2012 with 112,068 notes

frankenzned:

ollielephant:

I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this

Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now

None Pizza with Left Beef

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October 20, 2012 with 30 notes

forestine:

jellyfishandpug:

springfieldsigns:

so awesome!

!!!!!

I’m going to pretend you posted this for me, too.

*Milhouse

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October 17, 2012 with 2 notes

October 7, 2012 with 11 notes

approachingsignificance:

I’m thinking we change this to Social Science Student Sheep.

Sociological Student Sheep

October 5, 2012 with 54 notes

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September 27, 2012 with 2,565 notes

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September 17, 2012 with 681 notes

People cannot help it!

shitmystudentswrite:

I would also like to add that the term illiterate is mean and hateful. People cannot help that they don’t have a father!

August 30, 2012 with 3 notes

No uterus can survive under the gaze of a wizard; it will wither and shrivel into a harmless stone mask (do not attempt to wear the mask).

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“It is possible to use a uterus to determine the nearest source of fresh water or magnetic North but not both.”

Todd Akin Uterus Facts
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Ahhh yes, the uncertainty principle of uterine measurement.